I have bad news. Mommy and daddy bought a new puppy. I don’t understand why they would do this, knowing that I am the King of the World, but they did. I am very upset.
Thankfully, after a long talk with mommy, I think she told the other pup to “take a hike”. I mean, I haven’t seen him around, today.
I have a feeling mom and dad did this because I was bad this weekend. You see, one day, mommy and daddy had the audacity to spend the entire day playing in the kitchen…climbing furniture…and having a good ol’ time. Playing with blocks, too. They didn’t include me, at all.
And, they did not give me enough attention. I was so upset. I peed three times, in different places, in the kitchen. I wanted to teach them a lesson.
But, by the next day, I was getting lots and lots of attention. So, I think I will do this, now, whenever I am upset. Oh, and I’m going to tell on them next time Steve comes with his dog, Mira.
Yeah, things are almost back to normal. Although sometimes mommy forgets my name and calls me “NO”. That is not my name, mom! That must be the other puppy’s name. The puppy that you had the audacity to bring home behind my back. My name is Cooper. And, I am the king of the world. Please get it straight.
Last week, mommy gave me a shower, instead of a bath. She sprayed the shower hose all over me and my puppy face. I’m not sure if I like this or not. It doesn’t hurt or anything, but I wasn’t in control, and I don’t like that. If that weren’t enough, mom got out THE HAIRDRYER. I don’t like the hairdryer at all. I need to chew on that when mommy isn’t looking.
Well, the good news is that I am growing really fast! I have memorized our daily routine. And, I only go potty inside the house when mommy and daddy are bad.
I have to go now. Mommy just got done picking up my toys, so I need to go and play with every single one.
Cooper, the world’s cutest labradoodle.